Everybody Needs a Biblical Curse Generator!

You just gotta love Ship of Fools. I hadn't been there in some time, and what should I find but that thing we all have lived without for far too long: a Biblical Curse Generator! I'm not even going to try to describe it. But shouldst thou not sojourn thither to give it the Berean test, thou Amalekite imbecile, I declare that thou shouldst deserve more mothers-in-law than King Solomon. (shamelessly plagiarizing said link page)